Thursday 31 March 2011

Finally got accepted

So after almost a year of begging Suraj and Tom, they finally let me join their group and promised to teach me to be like them. It's going to be a long journey, but they think i've got potential. I do not want to let them down.

Yeah anyway, today was pretty cool cos of X country, except Samuel and I missed the start of our race and ran 10 minutes late.

I also managed to convince Pearl that scientific studies showed that Whales and Bears could drive cars due to their Brains being relative to their size, and that there was documented footage of it happening.

And now it is time for a cryptic post about my feelings. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so i decided to just be all deep and put my feelings into picture form.




Saj
PS. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JK

Bi-winning is just too mainstream, we tri-win.

While balling on the streets Tom and I discovered another homeboy trying to make it big in the real world. He didn't have a lot of talent or street cred, but we took him under our wing and now he's part of the Ghetto.

Introducing Sa-sa-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajith Howpage!

K-Raj,
Haterz gnna get hurt. This is not a threat. It is a promise.

Wrong country tomorrow.

Hello dear readers,
For a while now I've been telling myself I would wake up early to jog and become more fit. So I woke up today at 6:45. Being too lazy, I hit the snooze button thinking "I'll just jog tomorrow, I need these 15 minutes of sleep." With that in mind I wrapped my sheets around me and slept like a log.

For 3 hours.

And then I realise I lost my wallet. Looking everywhere I eventually find my wallet (hidden underneath a very intimidating stack of Extension English sheets and my bus pass, which I have "lost" for the past 3 weeks. Thank god I was too lazy to apply for a new one, otherwise that would've been 20 dollars down the drain. :)
Also I decided to have a nap after school today, ended up waking up at 7:45 and it was all dark, as shameful as it sounds I hid under my covers for a whole 15 minutes before venturing out to turn on the lights. Because real lads are scared of the dark. Fuckyea.

Oh beeteedubs, anybody else like to let people tell you on an event that you already know (pretending that you don't know) and seeing how much they sensationalize? Maybe I'm just an asshole.

Tuesday 29 March 2011

Bloggers be jelly peeps

Some people be hating on our blog because we got more than double their followers in a night. Maaaaaaaate calm your farm, Tom and I don't make it this far in the ghetto without a few homies. People don't want to read about your opinions on board games or chemistry equations and what not, they want to hear how the lads be keeping it real.

Yeah yeah, the World is yours, I was once that little boy Terrified of the World Now I’m on a World tour I will give up everything, even start a world war For these ghettos girls and boys im blogging round’ the World for! Africa to New York, Haiti then I detour, Oakland out to Auckland, Gaza Strip to Detroit, say our blogging only destroy Tell em’ look at me, boyzzzzzzz!

Monday 28 March 2011

That's all folks!

Hello pumpkins. This is your pumpking here making a public service announcement.
I have an agriculture exam tomorrow so I can't make a very large post today. Announcement over.

You may ask. Why even study for agriculture? You're not becoming a professional farmer.

And I answer your always significant question with "Because it helps me grow pumpkins."

To infinity and beyond. May the force be with you. Time for tubbie byebye!
Lol you think you found something cool didn't you. Retard.

Just Saiyan' :D

Got a haircut today! I reckon it looks alright, however I don't think I could look bad :P For those who probs wont see me in person photo. I know I said I'd get blue or blonde streaks, but the hair dresser said my hair was too short for streaks (Devs Forevs right?) and fully blue or blonde hair just looks too weird. Cheers to the mates who came along, and all mirers. The rest of you can F#$% off :O
Best feeling when random people outside West Ryde Woolworths come and tell me my hair looks great. :D
Keepin' it real,

K-Raj

Sunday 27 March 2011

Hello and Welcome.

Dear dears,
Welcome to Tom and Suraj's blog. Nonsensicals will not be tolerated on this blog, and it will consist of posts to do with monster trucks, barbeques and all other things manly. Because we are manly.

Toodz mah doodz.

Too Much Work for a First Post

ZOMG 2U and 3U english speeches. Hair cut tomorrow though :D

Laterz!

Times like these call for an esh...