Saturday 30 April 2011

HUH ANOTHER SIDE?

So chem and english are finished, and it actually feels as exam period is almost over LOL
I have eco, which I need to cram, 2unit maths, which I will undoubtedly fail and then modern history, which I hope I will do well...

So anyway English was alright, managed to finish in time but I was like WTF to the question..
I read the question "bla bla paradoxical, inclusive conclusive bla bla"

and was like



and wrote my other essay anyway, completely ignoring the question. For the short story, I wrote about the picture of the guy surrounded by happy money, which the obvious cliche of 'money doesn't buy happiness', and my final lines were..

"He realized money didn't buy happiness, but he'd rather be sad in his ferrari"
and i was like

sigh, being this funny is really a burden. JOKES. As I read this I realize I probably did not do very well in English.


Then it was chem, and I was doing pretty well and at the end was like yayay! I did pretty well, and then everyone was like, "how easy was the graph?" and I'm like "hahaha what graph?". Everyone is like on the reverse side of the multiple choice ... and i am like



but it was very possibru, and I lost 6 marks. I sincerely hope they cancel that, although it is very unlikely..

On another note,
if you like pokemon.. visit this

Wednesday 27 April 2011

): smaxE

In the spirit of 'reblog if you creyed', started by yun and continued by suraj and crystal, here's another one which even employs visual imagery



Real Exams approach, so it is likely no-one will read this. The
Exams haven't really dawned on me yet as I haven't realized how stuffed I am.
Back in year 7 - 10, I would realize how screwed I was and would do some
Last minute study usually the night before. I am pretty sure I will get
Owned in these exams but I haven't realized it yet, and for that I am
Grateful.

If I do well in these exams however, everyone will be like
Fuarrrr, what a liar!!! He did study... ZOMG what a tease.

You sir, are WRONG. I have not studied enough and in my own
Opinion, I need some strong organisation. I hope my predicted ATAR isn't
Under 90 or something...

Currently, I have done a bit of chemistry, an inkling of maths and dab of my
Related for English. Actually, I did do quite a bit of
English because I enjoy that stuff :)
You, yes you, should not be reading this, all of you should be studying,
Except those who are taking a break or are ready. I envy those and say
Damn you! you deserve to read the first letter of every line


I fear this will happen to me in the exams




Sunday 24 April 2011

A more inspirational Story than Saj's

A gurl waz walkin 2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
She sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr?"
He sed "NO ..."
Da gurl cryed n ran acroz da rode b4 da green man came on da sine.
Boy was cryin n went 2 pic up her body.
She waz ded.
He whsiperd 2 her corpse, "I ment 2 sey I wil luv u FIVE-ever...."
(dat meen he luv her moar dan 4evr....)

Suraj

Human condition aspect: Love

All set for 2U english creative :D

Saturday 23 April 2011

Tumblahh






^ this last thing was part of the compilation of the net and I could not figure out how to get rid of it. Please do not imagine it, nor do i endorse it.
its bloody painful

Tuesday 19 April 2011

Holes

So today I was watching holes, my english 2u related film, for techniques and what not and i found an awesome option. AUDIO COMMENTARY. It's basically the producer/director and other important people talking about the movie throughout the whole movie, explaining everything they did. They provided me with perfect language techniques and what they meant, it was like the audio commentary was DESIGNED for english students use. How AWESOME! Also Shia LeBouf as a pre-pubescent kidis hilarious in the audio commentary. In the commentary, it goes silent for a minute, then he is like 'safe', and everyone groans. I lol'd so hard.

On another note.
if your feeling devoid of inspiration,
PLEASE read this story, it is actually inspirational.

I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay For their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.

But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.

Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in Marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a Wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and Pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day.

Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back Mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. On a bike. Makes Taking your son bowling look a little lame, right?

And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life.
This love story began in Winchester , Mass. , 43 years ago, when Rick Was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him Brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs.

"He'll be a vegetable the rest of his life;'' Dick says doctors told him And his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. ``Put him in an Institution.''

But the Hoyts weren't buying it. They noticed the way Rick's eyes Followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the Engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was Anything to help the boy communicate. ``No way,'' Dick says he was told. ``There's nothing going on in his brain.''

"Tell him a joke,'' Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a Lot was going on in his brain. Rigged up with a computer that allowed Him to control the cursor by touching a switch with the side of his Head, Rick was finally able to communicate. First words? ``Go Bruins!'' And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident and the School organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked out, ``Dad, I want To do that.''

Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described ``porker'' who never ran More than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he Tried. ``Then it was me who was handicapped,'' Dick says. ``I was sore For two weeks.''

That day changed Rick's life. ``Dad,'' he typed, ``when we were running, It felt like I wasn't disabled anymore!''

And that sentence changed Dick's life. He became obsessed with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly Shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon.

``No way,'' Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren't quite a Single runner, and they weren't quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few Years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway, then They found a way to get into the race Officially: In 1983 they ran another marathon so fast they made the Qualifying time for Boston the following year.

Then somebody said, ``Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?''

How's a guy who never learned to swim and hadn't ridden a bike since he Was six going to haul his 110-pound kid through a triathlon? Still, Dick Tried.

Now they've done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii . It must be a buzzkill to be a 25-year-old stud Getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don't you Think?

Hey, Dick, why not see how you'd do on your own? ``No way,'' he says. Dick does it purely for ``the awesome feeling'' he gets seeing Rick with A cantaloupe smile as they run, swim and ride together.

This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best Time? Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992--only 35 minutes off the world Record, which, in case you don't keep track of these things, happens to Be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the Time.

``No question about it,'' Rick types. ``My dad is the Father of the Century.''

And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a Mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries Was 95% clogged. ``If you hadn't been in such great shape,'' One doctor told him, ``you probably would've died 15 years ago.'' So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other's life.

Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass. , always find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father's Day.

That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy.

``The thing I'd most like,'' Rick types, ``is that my dad sit in the chair and I push him once.''

If you don't believe it is true, please visit:
http://www.teamhoyt.com/



Monday 18 April 2011

NGAWWWWWW?

It has been a pretty tame holiday. Just waiting to go see Fast & Furious 5 and Suckerpunch.

However MC Panjabi can keep anyone going.



Suraj

You know you're procrastinating when you're watching videos of puppies...



Friday 15 April 2011

Prom Night

Disclaimer:
I just realised that plenty of people follow this blog and not all of them go to our school. So.. in regards to my first post about finally being accepted by Tom and Suraj after a year of begging, That was a joke, and in hindsight, it was not very funny. Most people who don't go to our school will not get :D

And now, so this post was not extremely worthless.
Try do this at home

Wednesday 13 April 2011

Sorry Saj

Lack of communication led to yah double post!

Paintball is hectic lads!!!!!!!!! Feelin' the bruises all over the bod.
Holidays been pretty fun so far. Should be studyin waaaaaaaaaay more but ceebs.
Anyone else full droolin over VAMPIRE DIARIES? OMGZ that's where it is at. Marry me Stefan much? LOL jks, Damon's betta! Aesthetics written all ova the show.

Anyways off to study dis n dats!

Does this pic define life or dpes the video?



Breaking Free

So I'm breaking social conventions (refer to title), by double posting. Yes, that's right. I don't want this blog to die, so I decided to double post.

So far these holidays have been pretty boring. Did quite a bit of study (quite proud of myself), played bit of starcraft and watched a lot of 'That 70's Show". It's hilarious...

BTW, if anyone has any seasons of 'The Office', please contact me as apparently it's really funny and I would like to watch it.

Because I have nothing to post about, I will leave you with some funny, to either motivate you to work or distract you and postpone your work.



I mean no offense to Christianity at all, just thought this was funny. If you look at 0:55to 1:00, he's like "RICH" from superwog.

Thursday 7 April 2011

This is Sparta!

So recently i thought of a game to play, although I have yet to put it into practice because it could hurt. Basically, you have a normal convo with someone (preferrably a friend as they are not as likely to beat the living shit out of you), and then while he is talking, look directly into his eyes and yell. "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick them in the chest (see picture). at the same time, a friend of yours bend on all fours (non-sexual), behind the standing person thus when the person is kicked, they trip over your friend and fall down.



You can see why i have not put it into practice.
yet...

I do not really have anything else interesting to say, so I leave you with an awesome song that will most likely go mainstream and once it goes mainstream I am unlikely to like it because I am just too hipster. It grows on you... like fungal growth


Aaaaaaaand, picture for the day. fwuarrrr seems legit.

Wednesday 6 April 2011

Come F@#king At Me!

So recently people been getting mad at my trolling. Who is "Marco Lee"?
If you mad bro, come and tell me face to face and I'll show you the Ghetto University.

In other news, do not watch "The Adjustment Bureau", the crapest movie ever made fo sho. What kind of douche comes with a story line that people with hats can teleport through doors. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU! I want my money and time back!!!!!!!

On a postive note, GOOD WORK to Omesha Fernando from Hornsby Girls' High School for becoming our blog's 50th follower :D:D:D:D

Keepin it real as always,
Suraj (K-Raj)

I'll leave you with this question.
Are babies natural or man-made?

Tuesday 5 April 2011

didntdogeballs

So today was dodgeball and it was pretty intense. we won one, then year 12's won, then it came down to me vs fang, who i dont think was even in their team and i fumbled it and we lost.

SIGH :(

anyway cool story of my day,
was carrying a cup of tea up the stairs, it was really hot so i was holding onto it with 2 fingers at the rim. I tripped and stumbled on the stairs and i was thinking 'OH SHIT' as my tea lapped precariously at the sides of the cup , but nothing spilled so i was like:



Then, on the way downstairs again to get something to eat, i noticed a gigantic wet patch where the had tea had infact spilled ... and i was like


what an interesting life I do lead...

Mate I don't give a shit.

You know when somebody tells you something that you really couldn't care less about and then somebody else comes and badgers you for that information? Yeah fuck off.

I have enough on my plate with my 2 unit and 3 unit english speeches and the mountains of maths I already have, without you wasting my time trying to get me to tell you something that I'm not going to.

In the meanwhile. Finally got into diamond on Starcraft. Too bad it's in 4v4, oh well. Still not used the year 11 workload. And musical. Gosh.

Brighter note. Had steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner today. I love cooking for myself.

Poop.

Yeah not my best post. Probably delete this later when I'm feeling repenting.

EDIT: Instant karma. As I pressed Publish Post I knocked my instant noodle soup (which I find delicious but don't drink because it's meant to be really bad for you) all over my desk.

Sunday 3 April 2011

We did it!



WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 2011!

LANKAN'S ALL OVER THE WORLD CAN SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Garba was good too.